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I'm just a poor little Heffer, trying to survive and live life to the full amongst the rest of the cattle around the world, before I am eventually led to the slaughterhouse.....

Sunday, 1 November 2009

Lazy cow #1

Featured video pretty much sums up how my weekend has been - well not quite, seeing as I don't have any robots to cook/do my chores and I did actually leave the house. Twice in fact, both to do some shopping. And I've never been desperate enough to eat a half eaten snickers bar that's been lying on the floor since the dawn of time.

Still I haven't achieved much apart from spend majority of time snoozing in bed. Couldn't even be bothered to go for a run or go to friends house for halloween party - I mean I'd have to dress up and stuff - no energy for that malarky!!

So that's the summary of how lazy I've been.

On the plus side I did cook my old dear a nice sunday roast with chicken - roasted a whole chicken, man, without burning down the kitchen - an achievement if you ask me.... Also things on the ex-fiancee front have been quiet, besides the fact he sent one of his gimps round to ask if I had any mail for him; no, I don't, because I cross the addy out and shove it straight back in the nearest postbox! Pah! I'm not his bloddy secretary!

And now I going to see if I can do something productive for the next hour or so, before I continue my next favourite hobby - sleeping....

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